holy shit i can’t stop laughing ace just has this look like “wait you mean im not already the main character”
BUT WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW WHEN HER BIRTHDAY IS EITHER
BIRTH RECORDS EXIST FOR A REASON WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FOSTER PARENT???????
so basically mana decides they’re going to throw aguri a birthday party but they have to keep it a secret so aguri has basically been very confused all day and tbh it’s not really an interesting plot
but i had to cap this b/c ALICE’S FACE
i can’t help wondering if the wedding dress is supposed to be a nod to the movie with the whole mana getting married thing
wow i am a million times more invested in makoto’s backstory (i wonder if naming her makoto was intentional, since makoto kino from sailormoon does not have parents either????) b/c she’s just so…nonchalant about it????
also uh so i guess the princess does not age at all considering she still looks the same even when sword was a tiny babbu sword
wait does this mean she’s been training to be a precure all her life? SOMEONE WRITE THIS FIC OMIGOSH TINY BABBU MAKOTO TRAINING TO BE THE BESTEST PRECURE EVER aaaaaa
but how does this explain why she doesn’t know her birthday
listen okay even tho she is a foster child and this kindly old lady took her in and for some reason any documentation like idk A BIRTH CERTIFICATE was destroyed or something
wouldn’t you just
give the kid a new birthday
like to commemorate the day they started living together????
hOW DOES SHE GET ENROLLED IN SCHOOL THEY NEED TO KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY FOR STUFF LIKE THAT???????
on the one hand i’m completely fucking flabbergasted like KID YOU ARE TEN YEARS OLD HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY????
on the other hand i feel kind of sorry for her because she’s pretty much like MAYBE SOMEDAY I’LL FINALLY KNOW WHAT A BIRTHDAY CAKE TASTES LIKE (B/C NO ONE INVITES ME TO BIRTHDAY PARTIES OR ANYTHING)
and on a freakish third hand, i kind of just sigh b/c i’m sure there’s some really weak plot reason for all of this
okay you could have said alice and rikka’s birthdays too COME ON
so we start off with a flashback sequence, which turns out to be aguri’s dream and
aguri i’m just as confused as you are
when was this ever a condition for cure powers
black and white can stop a fucking plane, a shitton of cures can stop a submarine, the fresh cures can stop a speeding cruise line, cure heart flung a fucking train in the air and yet rosetta can’t stop a seed of destruction or else she might die?
(edit from the future: and it was completely fucking unnecessary, to boot)
tHAT’S NOT HOW FRIENDSHIP WORKS
of course she can
oh oh!!! i know this one!!! you all hold hands and glow with power and shout “Sailor Teleport!”
…no wait wrong anime, damnit
you know i would be surprised that alice’s family owns a satellite but honestly she could probably buy the entire city three times over so i just lie down and accept it
IT’S ANIME LOGIC AND A KIDS SHOW AND I SHOULDN’T QUESTION IT BUT
one act of kindness should not override years and years of being bullied and treated like shit